Hi. My name is Kevin. Stay a while and listen to me blabber on about things like blabbering on about things. See, I wanted to make a page to blabber because I am bored a lot. So here it is. If you don't like to listen to people blabber, leave now before it is too late.
I am also going to blabber about things like my favorite book. I of course, don't have a favorite book, but I do have a favorite book SERIES. This happens to be The Sword of Shannara Series, and any other Shannara books by Terry Brooks, who is my second favorite Author. My favorite author is Douglas Adams who wrote "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" and "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. I thoroughly recommend reading these books, especially if you like laughing till you pass out. (I also suggest you leave this site if you don't like that either).
But on another note, how about some of my favorite jokes. Like this one: So these three guys walk into a bar. You think at least one of them would have ducked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK. Now for another joke. Um, ok. I can't think of another one. So we'll be done with jokes for now. They may pop up randomly as I think of them while I am typing the rest of my blabber.
How about food? I like food. I really like food. My favorite food is most likely pop-tarts. I would talk about them more, but they will probably have their own paragraph. My favorite type of food would have to be Thai. I love Thai. My next would be Chinese. Chinese food is really good too. Third is Italian. My favorite food group would be dairy. Eggs, Milk, Cheese, Butter, etc. But yeah, food is really good.
And now for a paragraph on pop-tarts. Pop Tarts are extremely delicious. They are also quick to make. All you really have to do is open the box and tear off the foil wrapping. But if you have an extra minute, and like food that is better than extremely delicious, you can toast them. See, then they are warm and delicious. Pop tarts also have really cool commercials. Like the one with the guy and the kangaroo. The guy has a pop tart, and out of nowhere the kangaroo steals it out of his hand and eats it. The guy stares at him and points and says "You ate my pop tart." He then jumps in the kangaroo's pouch, finds his pop tart, comes out and says, "Nobody eats my pop tarts." It's really funny to watch. Pop tarts are awesome and you should eat them. Thank you.
My favorite holiday: International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Itpd is totally word. IT is the coolest holiday. It takes place on September 19 of every year, and (you guessed it!) everyone talks like a pirate all day long. It is so much fun. So tell your friends and get everyone to talk like a pirate on September 19! To find out more information on this day, visit its website: Talk like a pirate home site.
What about music, you may ask. Well, I dig all the cool tunes, like Switchfoot, Thousand Foot Krutch, TobyMac, Barenaked Ladies, Dragonforce, Queen, Newsboys, etc...Those are some sweet bands. But for music in general I like rock, christian rock, metal, and all things loud and yelly. I love my music. I could not live without the tunes, brother. ÁYo necesito mi mœsica! But ya, I like music a lot. Almost as much as I like food.
Who else is a videogame addict? I am! Videogames are amazing! Later on I will talk about certain videogames that are really superbly amazing (prolly in another paragraph). But videogames in general rock. My main system is my computer. When we had a windows there were lots of games we could play. But it broke, and all we have is our mac (macs are amazing too (also another paragraph)), which sadly by uncontrollable forces plays less games (as in companies are stupid and don't make their games compatible with macs). But I also have a PS1 and an N64. My brother has a PS2. My friends who also play lots of videogames keep telling me I need to get with the new generation stuff (a PS3 or a PSP mostly.... xbox is horrible), or at least with last generation stuff (PS2, gamecube). But I don;t think so. If you don't play videogames you should. Yuppers.
Now about specific videogames. I'll devote this paragraph to one set of amazing games. This happens to be Final Fantasy. This is a series of RPG's mostly for the PlayStation. The recently released FF13. That's how many there are... not to mention sub-games. For Ninendo (NES or SNES) you can play 1,2, or 3. I think you can play these on PS too. Many people don't know this, but Nintendo started the FF series. They made 1,2, and 3 and then sold the rights to Sony for the PS. So you can play the first three on Nintendo or PS. Then Final Fantasy games 4-9 are made for the PS or PS1 (thanks to backwards compatibility you can play them on any PS system). Games 10, 10-2, 11, 12, and 13 are made for the PS2 (due to Sony's smart intelligence, they did not make games with forwards compatibility... sadly). One of my life goals is to play all the Final Fantasy games. I have played 1,2,3,7,8,9. 1,2,3 were played at a friends house. He had a NES simulator on his computer and had these three games. I did not beat them, but played each for about an hour, and I'll play them next time I go. Very fun. Very bad graphics. I own 7 and 9 and have beaten both. I played 8 at another friends house for about 5 seconds, but since I have no other games to play currently, I am going to borrow it soon. My local vidoegame store has 4 (it's expensive) so I will get it soon. I have no idea where to find 5 or 6. I will need a PS2 to play the rest. This is my longest paragraph. That explains how uber-amazing FF is. So if you haven't already, play it. Thank you very much.
Now... another game series. The Legend of Zelda. All of these games are amazing. I have played the ones for early generation Gameboy's (pocket and color). This includes: Link's Awakening, Oracle of Ages, and Oracle of seasons. I have played one of the couple for N64 (ocarina of time). Nintendo doesn't have backwards compatibility so I can't play the first few, although they look extremely fun. I have also played the most recent Zelda game. This is Twilight Princess. My friend has a Wii so I play it there occasionally. If you don't know the story behind most of the Zelda games you are most certainly a deprived child. So here it is. You are Link, The Hero of Time (tm). Ganondorf (the bad guy) has escaped from the evil realm again. He begins wreaking havoc about Hyrule (where you are). He also has fun capturing Princess Zelda of Hyrule. You have to go destroy him and seal him in the evil realm yet again in order to save Princess Zelda and all of Hyrule. They are amazing games, especially the ones not on the gameboy (because those are only 2d. horrible.).
Now I am going to talk specifically about Ocarina of time, one of the Zelda games. I actually just recently beat this game. As in today. And so I am up to date about the aspects of this game. I suggest that if you are playing this game or are planning on playing it, you stop reading now as the following may contain spoilers. Ahem, so on we go. You start out as young Link. You have to beat the first three dungeons like this. You really don't get good equipment and it is difficult. Then you become Adult link and things are good. And you do five more dungeons and then you go beat Ganondorf. This is a very fun game with many hidden secrets for you to find as well as many mini-games that are quite enjoyable to play. You also can get some good equipment from these. I suggest that you do as many of these side-quests as you can, as it will not only increase enjoyment of the game, but also help you along. Such as doing the trading sequence to get the biggoron's sword which has made everything so easy and is an amazing weapon. Also try to get all of the fairy magic. Also, when young link, plant beans in the bean beds. It will help you when you get older. SAVE EPONA!!! Thats all I can think of to say about this amazing game. It is very much fun in every aspect. If you have any questions.... well thats just to bad. Ask the internet. He knows.
I will now take the time to talk to you about band. I am not in fact in band. I might someday be in A band, but not yet. I have no money to buy a drumset and learn to play. Now, I may not be in band, but about all of my friends are in band, so I might as well be. I would be if I thought I had any musical talent. But I still hang out with all the band kids, because I hang out with my friends who hang out with them. So I know a lot of them. Yooray for band geeks/nerds (whichever you prefer). Band is a fun class and isn't very hard (unless you can't play an instrument). I find humor in that I can in fact fit COMFORTABLY in our school's band locker. One time, I had my duct tape (Dang. Now I have to do another paragraph) with me. They took it. Put tape over my mouth, Duct taped my wrists together (tightly with a LOT of duct tape) and locked me in one of the lockers. Not with a lock, but shut it and latched it so it wouldn't open from the inside. I barely convinced them to let me out in time to go to my next class (math). Yet they still refused to take the duct tape off my wrists. I took the tape off my mouth but couldn't get the stuff off my wrists. So I had someone in my class take it off. It was absolutely hilarious. Most band kids are also very perverted. Some people get a kick out of calling band "The orgy class" because they do that sometimes. Not literally. Well, maybe not. Join band and have a blast.
Duct tape. No that wasn't a fragment, duct tape doesn't need a verb. That is how cool it is. Man, I thought this was going to be my last paragraph today but I thought of something else. This is my sixth one today. Duct tape is a heavy duty silver colored tape that is very famous for its wicked holdability. Yes that is a word. Crap! Two more! Recently they started making colored duct tape, and 'tis strange. Duct tape is know to hold anything, and it does. Everyone uses it for whatever they need. I made a cover for my English book out of it. Some people make wallets. Some do origami. Others use it to fix stuff. Hear this joke. Especially you Star Wars fans. Ahem. What has a dark side and a light side and holds the universe together? The force, right? Wrong. It's duct tape. See what I mean? I have even seen a video on the internet of someone who's vacuum was broken so he used duct tape to wax his carpet. It worked too. What else can hold the universe together AND wax a carpet at the SAME TIME??? Nothing. My point exactly. You should buy some duct tape and always have it handy.
Now for #1 of my two more paragraphs. Chuck Norris. The man who created the universe. The man who is responsible for creating and destroying life. You see, in the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing so hard the universe was created. That is a Chuck Norris fact. There are many of these and they are all hilarious. And true. If you don't believe they are true, I would watch your back. And your front. And pretty much everywhere. That is because everyone know that if you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds from death. Another one. For even more Chuck Norris facts go here. There is a better site, but I can't find it right now. If I do, I will link to it. If you are wondering why I always say Chuck Norris, it is because there is no pronoun, amatuer-noun, allstar-noun, or any other noun worthy of Chuck Norris. One of the most improtant Chuck Norris facts is this: "You don't talk about Chuck Norris." Unless you are emo. So now you are warned. Here are also a couple ones that I fing humorous. "Whenever you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says two seconds till. When you ask two seconds till what?, he roundhouse kicks you in the face." Or "it was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate. This is a lie, made up by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart." See, Chuck Norris is not a person to mess with. If you mess with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will mess with your face.
And for my final paragraph of the evening, even though I can think of several more things to write about. This is about word. You see, word is a word word. I'm talking about the adjective "word". It is the most fun thing to say. It is also the most useful word you will ever know. It can many just about anything. Well, anything actually. I could write this entire paragraph with word, but for your comprehension's sake, I will not. So use it. And get your friends to use it. Please. Word, man.